Total Medals Earned: 775 (From 162 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,255 Points
Medals Earned: 3/8 (80/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/8 (75/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Listen to the entire story
Die ten times
Skip the story midway
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/290 points)
Slay your first enemy
Slaughter 100 enemies
Defeat the first boss
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the third boss
Defeat the fourth boss
Defeat the fifth boss
Complete 100 of the 170 total tasks
Complete every single task
Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/250 points)
Reach the door at the end of Level 2
Reach the door at the end of Level 3
Reach the door at the end of Level 4
Reach the door at the end of Level 1
Reach the door at the end of Level 10
Reach the door at the end of Level 5
Reach the door at the end of Level 6
Reach the door at the end of Level 7
Reach the door at the end of Level 8
Reach the door at the end of Level 9
Reach the door at the end of Level 11
Reach the door at the end of Level 12
Reach the door at the end of Level 13
Reach the door at the end of Level 14
Reach the door at the end of Level 15
Medals Earned: 6/12 (225/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/40 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (30/30 points)
Eat your first cookie
Finish the first level
Medals Earned: 4/8 (70/160 points)
View the ending credits
Save your game
Defeat the Turbo Anti-Korihor 2000 without wearing armor
Beat the game on Blood Mode
Take a cheap shot after winning the dreidel game
Inspect every kind of plate and then choose wisely
Defeat Laban in one slice
Beat the game on Gumdrop (no blood) Mode
Medals Earned: 9/17 (195/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing the tram
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers