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Total Medals Earned: 780 (From 163 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 11,310 Points

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The Best Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)

Good Decision 5 Points

Decide to play the game.

Disco Inferno 10 Points

Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.

Impatient 10 Points

Try to bribe Big Frank too early.

Table Groper 10 Points

Try to grab all the tables.

Carpet Thief 25 Points

Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.

Chatterbox 25 Points

Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.

Oblivious 25 Points

Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.

Dead 50 Points

Figure out the only way to die in the game.

Workaholic 50 Points

Finish the game in under 2 minutes.

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The Bester Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/455 points)

Good Call 5 Points

Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.

Sorry Wilson 10 Points

Lose Wilson too early.

Armed & Dangerous 10 Points

Find a spare set of arms

Comedy Gold 10 Points

Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.

Fonz Whisperer 10 Points

Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.

I Have Crabs! 10 Points

Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.

Afterlife Affection 25 Points

Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.

Bob Buddy 25 Points

Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.

Eye For Value 25 Points

Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.

Snowcone Savior 25 Points

Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.

Talkative 50 Points

Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.

Dino Master 100 Points

Beat the entire game.

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The Duder Dilemma

Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/200 points)

Hick-tory 25 Points

Defeat the boss

Red-headed step-child 25 Points

Buy all upgrades, including the jetpack

Corn-fed-erate soldier 50 Points

Earn 2500 points or more

Yokel Anesthetic 100 Points

Beat the boss without upgrading anything

the Engineer

Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/135 points)

Bomber 5 Points

Place a bomb on destructible terrain

Maxified Turret 10 Points

Upgrade any turret to its maximum

Maxified Armor 10 Points

Fully upgrade your armor

Maxified Weapon 10 Points

Fully upgrade a hand held weapon

Fully Loaded 25 Points

Buy all hand held weapons at once

Time for a FemBot 50 Points

Finish Zach Scrap's Campaign

Survivor 25 Points

Last 2 minutes in survival mode

The Lance!

Medals Earned: 3/4 (25/50 points)

Handle on things 5 Points

First Victory

Plays Lance A Lot 10 Points

Beat the Champ.

Scrooge McJoust 10 Points

Hoarde 1000Gold without spending it.

Horses For Courses 25 Points

Buy the best horse. What a bargain!

The Room Tribute

Medals Earned: 5/16 (135/495 points)

Nastwich 10 Points

Make a nasty sandwich.

Best Friend 25 Points

Best your friend.

Pusher 25 Points

Push the hardest.

The Room 25 Points

Find it.

The Machine 50 Points

Activate it.

The Johnny 10 Points

Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.

Bookworm 25 Points

Read EVERYTHING.

Bugged 25 Points

Record EVERYTHING (and listen).

Destroyer 25 Points

Smash EVERYTHING.

Payback 25 Points

It's a bitch.

Rainmaker 25 Points

Make it rain!

Runner 25 Points

Win the race.

Perfect Drug 50 Points

Take down Chris R in three rounds.

Quarterback 50 Points

Make a perfect pass every time.

Receiver 50 Points

Catch the ball every time.

Unsee 50 Points

See everything you shouldn't see.

The Squirrel Game

Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/170 points)

A Harsh Winter Coming On 5 Points

End a level with a full supply of acorns

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Fly Me To the Moon 10 Points

Complete Story Mode

Here Comes the Story of the Squirricane 10 Points

Smash three obstacles before touching the ground

Hundred Meter Dash 10 Points

Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode

Brass Nuts 25 Points

Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty

Crafty as a Fox 25 Points

Complete Story Mode without dying

The Golden Path 25 Points

Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)

Quarter Kilometer 50 Points

Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode

Thieves Away!

Medals Earned: 9/12 (140/315 points)

Kill 1 5 Points

Kill someone!

Kill 10 5 Points

kill 10 enemies

Kill 15 5 Points

kill 15 enemies

Kill 5 5 Points

kill 5 enemies

Kill 20 10 Points

kill 20 enemies

Wave 5! 10 Points

Reach wave 5

Kill 50! 25 Points

kill 50 enemies

Wave 10! 25 Points

Reach wave 10

Kill 100! 50 Points

kill 100 enemies

Wave 15! 25 Points

Reach wave 15

Wave 20! 50 Points

Reach wave 20

Wave 50! 100 Points

No f*@^!ng way man!

This is Madness 2010

Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/375 points)

Hotdog? No thank you 5 Points

Politely decline

One hotdog please 5 Points

Politely accept

Shh... It's a secret 5 Points

Find the secret spot

So what's new in 2010? 5 Points

Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...

Defeat Clown 10 Points

Defeat Clown

Smith. Agent Smith. 10 Points

Kill 50 agents (in one session)

This is blasphemy! 10 Points

Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)

Back from the dead 25 Points

Kill 10 zombies (in one session)

Defeat Sheriff 25 Points

Defeat Sheriff

I thought their blood was green... 25 Points

Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)

Defeat Savior 50 Points

Defeat Savior

Hoarder 50 Points

Stockpile 500 points

Weapon Master 50 Points

Buy all weapons

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Tiny Dangerous Dungeons

Medals Earned: 3/10 (100/500 points)

Knife Thrower 25 Points

Find the Throwing Knives!

Power Pusher 25 Points

Find the Power Glove!

Fruit Finder 50 Points

Find the 1st Life Fruit!

Treasure Taker 25 Points

Find the Treasure Key!

Water Walker 25 Points

Find the Water Walk Boots!

Danger Dodger 50 Points

Finish the game without dying once

Health Hoarder 50 Points

Find the 2nd Life Fruit!

Treasure Hunter 50 Points

Reach the Treasure Chamber!

Statue Shunner 100 Points

Finish the game without using a single Save Statue

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